Colbert Goes Curling

If you missed it, The Colbert Report aired a curling segment on January 4, 2010. It stars Stephen Colbert and the US Olympic Mens Curling Team (Schuster).
It's high-larious.
I think I need a pair of cool blue Nike curling shoes. Or those ones Amy Nixon has anyways. And was Gunner wearing sneakers at the Roar of the Rings?
Bonus clip: here's the dopest curling shot ever - my favourite too - Glenn Howard's Double Double